Archives: Tweets
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“Congress shall make no law… abridging… the right…
“Congress shall make no law… abridging… the right of the people peaceably to assemble” https://t.co/3wVkVn8967
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And I didn’t even plan ahead. It’s even a double h…
And I didn’t even plan ahead. It’s even a double header? https://t.co/e3erSViBTm
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RT @sploosk: INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired…
RT @sploosk: INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired previously? ME: yeah, I tried putting pizza in the copier INTERVIEWER: [excitedly] did… …
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@rosefox @KashannKilson Ugh, the image… and then…
@rosefox @KashannKilson Ugh, the image… and then the HEADLINE AAAAH.
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.@Twitter don’t send me an email about “@trochee f…
.@Twitter don’t send me an email about “@trochee faved a tweet you were mentioned in” — I KNOW WHAT I DID. Fix your corner cases.
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I might ask the same about Dexter between Wheeler…
I might ask the same about Dexter between Wheeler and Denny. https://t.co/wBYfig55cY
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This is an *awesome* way to start a comic. I have…
This is an *awesome* way to start a comic. I have to read more of it after work sometime. https://t.co/5zCKeLQkKx
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RT @HorribleSanity: So, the 1880 census contained…
RT @HorribleSanity: So, the 1880 census contained not one, but two little girls named “Elephant.” http://t.co/Evanp9uukk