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I so want this to be somebody making artisanal tit…

I so want this to be somebody making artisanal titanium hip replacements. https://t.co/kq2lJzegoo

@ami_angelwings Yeah, the authoritarian creep (as in, feature creep) has favored the Benign LexCorp over the AoE Superman.

So one of the worst people on the Internet is actually 44 of the worst people on the internet. That makes sense. https://t.co/2gxEfmiQMG

This is from last year but it counts. Especially outing people. Don’t do that. https://t.co/JeuIP8tLwy

LIZ: Tracy, get out of the hallway! TRACY: …or am I? —— GUY, TO LIZ: “you have no friends!” KENNETH, TO GUY: “yes, I am!”

@lingulate @VerbingNouns that last one seems to be a sense zeugma, not a proper failed antecedent. But I see what you mean and enjoy these.

Who will be Rand Paul’s April fool? https://t.co/UftHdCMZlW

Where is the lie https://t.co/0M279LIOdt

April Fool! We don’t critically evaluate the news on ANY day of the year. https://t.co/0rSN7buZX1

@KuraFire @freddiedeboer “Democrat party” is GOP dogwhistle. Please don’t.