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… and that’s a wrap, kids. 9 year olds have a short attention span.

“I could fly through a rainbow in a glittering sky and never have homework again” – 9 year old poetry slam

I really think that one resonates with us all

“books, i love you so much but I hate you; why do you have to make me like reading? it’s really annoying” -9 year old poetry slam

but… they *do*? https://t.co/2mCwZH4DWI

“my shoes like to eat Thai food” at least one of these kids is Dada

“I wish my bedroom door was a portal” … the inner lives of nine year olds

“why football do you like to get batted around? you don’t? why don’t you just retire?”

One hammy boy just cracked up the teacher with a poem called “what should I write”