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@dearsarah @jerrykuch I cannot call it “sharing”,…

@dearsarah @jerrykuch I cannot call it “sharing”, unless that’s understood as a clipping of “sharecropping”. I prefer “gig economy”.

“Echo, tell Google Home to turn on the heat.” “Tell him yourself, he’s right there.” “Siri, tell Echo that I’m not talking to Google Home.”

@NoraReed if there’s not already an IRL dildo named Vorpal Blade… there probably should be. It’d be brillig /me ducks

*rubs temples* https://t.co/0tQrsJC96e

That Uber is now looking for tech to free them from the need for drivers is somehow bleakly satisfying

Hey @mat_kelcey duck when the pentesters come for you https://t.co/7aZAPIf5IR

@peteskomoroch I DO NOT CLAIM ANY DIRECT EXPERIENCE IN THIS SUBJECT lawyers don’t @ me

@peteskomoroch quite sure that the safe search images team at G has it bound up in a neural net with, uh, discriminating tastes.

Textbook “balance” pointless grabber lede from the @nytimes with a terrifying choice of illustration https://t.co/lIzq3Kg2Ar

So many white people treat the “Can I say the N word” thing like green eggs and ham. “Can I say it on a boat?” No! https://t.co/GWJ6P1q3ox