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@arthaey @kissane something something “flat white”…

@arthaey @kissane something something “flat white” something “americano” #reversemadlibs #lazyjokewriting

Kidlet as we readied her for bed: “I believe in God.” Me: “Oh yeah? Which one?” Kidlet gives me a startled look, then says. “ALL of them.”

@edchi same dude took a boy band breakup as an opportunity to teach a lesson on parallel universes

@edchi this is just more evidence that “smart” comes in many flavors. Hawking’s variety is a 3x chocolate sundae, no social-skills sauce.

@Strabd isn’t that the most legitimately optimistic thing you’ve read in STEM in years? it is for me.

and NOBODY knows ugly like Jeff B knows ugly. https://t.co/55ZV0crnJ1

@chrisalbon Do Boomers Dislike Crony Capitalism Because They Didn’t Extract Enough Value From It? @trochee

@chrisalbon every generation is busy judging the subsequent ones as lazy and self-absorbed.

Interviewer: so, vk, where do you see yourself in five years? https://t.co/HoGdGbPvxX

*rubs temples*??? https://t.co/10ddetBuJm