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Today’s 3 year-old-authored joke: Pie Pore. Pee. P…

Today’s 3 year-old-authored joke: Pie Pore. Pee. Poo. Pun. Past off!

@JustineLavaworm pretty sure I got it from Veronica Davidov, but very happy for the term to get wider visibility

‘We can’t have price transparency or competition would drive prices down’ You seriously can’t make this shit up.. https://t.co/qfHMIJlPbL

? Clean up @github issues with the HTML5 <details> tag – https://t.co/poNw69GO9s https://t.co/QEXZgk4LJx

This NY Post hitpiece on the Bank Street School inadvertently makes it sound amazing! https://t.co/iQWgmZMp5Y

Technical writing requires a keen eye for the sensibilities and desires of the end user. https://t.co/96xOZQtZ16

Progressives contemplating voting for Trump should have to read Maus and the Rise and Fall of the 3rd Reich before the election.

Tech co: “We’re going to take on your city’s challenges.” Planner: “Great! We need to end infant mortality.” Tech co: “You mean parking?”

I am trying to find my son & I would appreciate it if you could share as widely as possible. I’d just like him home. https://t.co/MJyvPghvTD

3 yo son just dubbed us “mommie commie” and “dadda Dada”.