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@marnanel that’s awesome. I await your creation of a Shavian steno “theory”, by the way (cc @stenoknight)

@KoryStamper don’t encourage the etymology-is-destiny bozos. they don’t feel the bite of sarcasm.

New Trochaism: Gnu ears eavesdropping http://t.co/7yiYodPy

@scotthorn If you can’t be bothered to hold your stylus properly, we won’t give you any more clay tablets. Incise properly or stop incising.

@HappyCounts this is a very poorly validated scheme for measuring tweet happiness. Please be skeptical of its claims.

@stevesilberman haha well done sir. All phonologically “reindeer”; but semantically Not Appropriate.

@urihoresh I challenge you!

@morpheus4976 I woke up from a nap yesterday babbling about data store architecture. Seemed really important at the time, but made NO sense

In my fever I try to calculate the inverse proportion and intercept linking body temperature and IQ. #beingsickmakesyoustupid

@hodgman I see you’re just trying to ride the internet fame of @KoryStamper , but you’ll have to do BETTER THAN THAT SIR.