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@barbarahui congratulations. you’ve earned it, doc!

@zzb3886 bummed to miss the talks today. They sound interesting.

“Sure, it’s an objectively large sum of money,” they say. “But it is far smaller after I spend it.” #onepercentfollies http://t.co/NOSXVEg3

use a computer? use a smartphone? listen to @mdaisey’s AGONY http://t.co/kNSIwIEK . DO IT. [site seems to have been webfailed – try later!]

@heypais bicycle shop cat? Cats have great balance, they just choose not to ride. http://t.co/0eMDXVDQ

Rachel Marie Water Taxi, wrong way commute http://t.co/Al67DbLP

@RaeBeta I stand corrected. No more sexy refrigerators. *shivers* Awful image, that.

@RaeBeta WORD. No more effing refrigerators, you sick sick people.

@scicurious @docfreeride (implied transitivity there; explicit: “She Lysistrated him for six weeks; he wasn’t even allowed in the bedroom.”)

@scicurious @docfreeride long bet: “Lysistrate” > transitive verb, as in “Darryl Issa’s wife participated in the mass Lysistration”.