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Hey, I was just chilling on Kaua’i and Ellison just stone cold BOUGHT Lanai. That’s some Bond-villain-level oneupmanship, Larry.

Sneaking in to other hotels’ pools with @imtboo. #vacation #fun

One day spent snorkeling and my hair is all Surfer Baggins.

@bdevan “toilet paper” predates “intellectual property”, afaik. 😉

Vampires shouldn’t sparkle, but they should be this much fun: help fund THE GARLICKS by @thedivalea: http://t.co/zRuNNjr7 (& hurry!)

Happy Father’s Day! I’m lucky to have such a great one. http://t.co/6Cn1AVv0

@nein09 when you use your left hand, it feels like someone else is playing.

http://t.co/1agHWJcc

Boarding to Lihue! Aloha y’all. 🙂

@janaremy that sounds lovely.