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@zeke omg such hair!

@VBalasubramani @ncardozo convenient that his name is “Justice”, isn’t it? Should open his own partnership, I mean League.

@kaitlinjohnson it was nice. Kid still issuing occasional side eye towards costumed guy, but no longer screaming in distress.

@kaitlinjohnson too late! Kid knew he was scary. (After contacts removed, kid fascinated & happy.)

Saddest part of this bus fiasco: a child is more unusual on this bus than a dude in scary monster makeup #programmershuttle

Dude on bus has terrifying contacts for Halloween; 18 month old freaking out about it. Man now frantically trying to remove contacts on bus.

@ashedryden @lindseybieda Good science officers are the ones who are always saying “this is not a logical course of action, captain”

Somehow I’ve become my younger, wiser, nobler brother’s evil industry counterpart. (Except HE got the nifty beard.) #supervillainproblems

@balkissoon @GreatDismal @JimBrownBooks … and what did the world get in return?