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living large on a Friday night; green vegetables,…

living large on a Friday night; green vegetables, a glass of milk, crossword puzzles and a sleeping baby.

RT @Vavassor: @mcclure111 I like 2’s compliment because the 2 is like: “You look lovely with that haircut” and you’re like “Oh~ Thank you!!”

RT @carlfish: You are surrounded by a herd of yaks. > inventory You are carrying: a razor, the last shred of your sanity. > dro…

@grammar_girl @sadydoyle Solo is thirty times the d-bag, but it’s Leia who gets called “pushy”.

@kirkhamilton Gremlin Strikes Back to the Future Part II

@kirkhamilton if Hollywood doesn’t implode on itself by simultaneously beating all the dead horses

@kirkhamilton Hypothesis: Yoda is what happens when you feed an Ewok Jedi after midnight

@kirkhamilton also, nothing filmed after the middle of Return of the Jedi is canon to me. The Ewoks are a sure sign someone’s trippin

@kirkhamilton I accept your amendment and move to close debate

@kirkhamilton “Old Ben” should get to say “and I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”