Archives: Tweets
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That joke is either borscht circuit material or de…
That joke is either borscht circuit material or deep Zen, I’m not sure which.
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The joke: lady out walking. Sees friend across the…
The joke: lady out walking. Sees friend across the river. “How do I get to the other side?”, one shouts. “…you already are,” she responds.
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Cranky old lady on bus kvetching at driver. Equal…
Cranky old lady on bus kvetching at driver. Equally kvetchy friend appears, first starts telling terrible jokes. Kittens couldn’t be cuter.
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@dylanw @scarequotes first thing I thought of
@dylanw @scarequotes first thing I thought of
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@soypunk and you have a POOL. You can drink your f…
@soypunk and you have a POOL. You can drink your first world problem tears, homie.
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@soypunk frickin southern Californians. Assimilate…
@soypunk frickin southern Californians. Assimilated already I see.
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RT @portentint: If you live in West Seattle, do NO…
RT @portentint: If you live in West Seattle, do NOT head for downtown right now. Traffic backed up from WS Bridge to California. cc @wests…
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West Seattle commute hosed today. Accident, floodi…
West Seattle commute hosed today. Accident, flooding, stall, low bridge open for boats… Could walk faster than bus. http://t.co/xM1M8JD9ru
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RT @saladinahmed: My 4-year-olds are playing with…
RT @saladinahmed: My 4-year-olds are playing with the cheap toy phone I got them. Their conversation is about whether there are aliens in o…
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@saladinahmed that’s wonderful.
@saladinahmed that’s wonderful.