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RT @mattmay: “They hate the West because of our fr…

RT @mattmay: “They hate the West because of our freedom!” *cheers* *5 seconds pass* “Yeah, so, we need to ban encryption on the Internet.”

RT @joshuajuran: To truly master Unicode, you must devote years of your life to studying it in a special monastery known as a grapheme cloi…

RT @hinganai: If you can’t distinguish the line between “badass” and “asshole” you better just err on the side of Decent Person.

@will_sargent The liturgy of the Church of the Monad.

@jinjurly YES. Anybody who thinks SWATting is a “hilarious prank” is a sociopath. Post-Ferguson, even shut-in white kids should know better

RT @dwineman: You dare accuse me of yak shaving? Fetch my pistol box hinge grease jar lid wrench polishing cloth, for we duel at dawn (ish)

@justinabrahms that sounds like a really useful yak razor sharpener. @yakbarber

RT @jinjurly: what if we just call SWATing attempted murder, though. the object is not to annoy, it’s to use police as a murder weapon.

RT @jessnevins: David Brooks on “The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas” ohgodmyeyes

@sarah_edo @jerrykuch even the JavaScript is giving an “is the Pope Catholic?” side-eye to that question