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@redstatist that’s WonkaCorp, man, they haven’t be…

@redstatist that’s WonkaCorp, man, they haven’t been cool since 1966 when they moved their production overseas to Oompa Loompoor.

RT @tegabrain: New work: http://t.co/VyGo6JLjkj A handy guide to fitness tracker spoofing. Free your fitness data from yourself. Made w/ @s…

RT @kpich: Hey are there any podcasts hosted by Kooky Guys, maybe acting really irreverently?

It’s not the size of your empathy it’s what you do with it https://t.co/cgKaKjDy1d

RT @mallelis: one of those 21-day weight-loss programs but for becoming kinder

@aperturegrillz @seabikeblog from downtown to Fremont, Blanchard->7th->Dexter is best & avoid Westlake altogether, but agreed re: trenches.

@aperturegrillz @seabikeblog EVERY time I accidentally ride along those tracks I can feel my wheel slip. Need a cyclist lane elsewhere.

@heatherfro @GretchenAMcC at 5′ 8.5″, I just made the cut.

I bought this on paper, back in the day. I wonder where my copy is… https://t.co/1bLv6DBeXp

RT @karaswisher: I’m calling it now: every time aol gets bought it’s the peak of the bubble.